MayMonday,

oh... shabbies is of legal age :)
lets see.. happy birthday to Joel, AhKiat, Tawan.. all those clowns that are within +/- 1 of mine :)

reflecting on my 18 years of life, thought i did a whole chunk of dumb stuff.. here's the top 10 list of what i think are the dumbest (in no order of dumbness):


1. Shabbies walked up to a bald guy and rubbed his head, calling out to dad at the same time.. then realised that i was indeed barking up the wrong tree.. the joke is, my dad isnt bald at all o.o

2. Shabbies went back to school during the SARS outbreak, mum didnt believe me when i said there wasnt school. Took bus to school and stood outside the gate, wondering what's happening... while no one turned up at all..

3. Shabbies was talking bad about someone one fine day, actually just providing my view about someone, not realising at all that he was right behind me...

4. Shabbies went up on stage one fine day to intro about MathGeniusClub during assembly (i have no idea why my math's so bad now).. totally forgotten my lines and stoned up there..

5. Shabbies joined library.

6. Shabbies went to HongKong and thought hokkien was the official language, tried communicating and turned out to be an epic failure.

7. Shabbies went to Malaysia and was at my mum's hometown.. as i was fooling around with all my cousins and while my friends were all listening to me joke as i walked around, smacked right into a table and hurt my tummy.

8. Shabbies smashed right into a lamp-post. NOT JOKING! IT HAPPENS!

9. Shabbies went fishing, threw my bait like a pro, then realised i've snapped my string without knowing and was fishing without a string, only a rod for almost an hour..

10. Shabbies played soccer and when i was retriving the ball, didnt realise there was a drain there and fell in head first, drinking up a whole lot of sewage.. nice...

oh well, that's 10 of them (FairyGodMother: psst, ur lying to urself, there're even more stupid stuff that u havent mentioned. Shabbies: gheez, must u say so?.. im trying to save myself some face here (: )

oh well, that's how shabbies spent his 18 years of life, doing stupid stuff..

haha, alright, ken off.

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